Seedance 2.5 Man Discovers Cat Book Club Cinematic Realistic Prompt

Create a photorealistic 30-second 1990s multi-camera sitcom scene, 9:16 vertical, shot like genuine 35mm television footage. Bright cosy apartment, warm tungsten lighting, soft even fill, subtle film grain, evening blue dusk outside, authentic sitcom staging and natural audience laughter. A young man enters his apartment carrying groceries and freezes when he discovers 12 real cats having a “book club.” Cats are naturally scattered across the red sofa, armchair, rug and coffee-table area with open books nearby. His chubby white cat, wearing a backwards burgundy cap, rectangular glasses and red-black plaid flannel, sits proudly in the middle of the sofa. All cats must remain completely realistic four-legged domestic cats; only the white cat speaks, with a posh British accent. 0:00–0:05 Man stares around in disbelief. MAN: “No. Nope. What is THIS?” CAT: “Book club.” MAN: “Book club?!” CAT: “Every Thursday.” 0:05–0:11 MAN: “There are ELEVEN cats in my living room!” CAT: “Twelve.” MAN: “Where’s twelve—?” Another cat suddenly pokes its head naturally from his grocery bag. MAN: “OH, COME ON!” 0:11–0:17 Man points at the books. MAN: “None of you can even READ!” Dead silence. All cats gradually turn and stare at him naturally. MAN, suddenly unsure: “…Right?” 0:17–0:22 White cat looks over its glasses. CAT: “And yet, somehow… you’re still the dumbest one here.” Huge audience laughter. Man gives the camera an exhausted stare. 0:22–0:27 MAN: “That’s it! Everybody OUT! Book club is OVER!” CAT: “We took a vote.” MAN: “And?!” CAT: “You’re leaving.” 0:27–0:30 Doorbell rings. Man opens the door and finds another real cat sitting outside with a paperback gently held in its mouth. CAT, from sofa: “Oh good. That’s Margaret.” Man closes his eyes in defeat. Freeze frame with huge laughter, applause and a short upbeat 90s sitcom ending sting. Ultra-realistic physical set, natural human acting, genuine cat fur and anatomy, believable physics and imperfect feline movements. No CGI/AI look, anthropomorphic cats, human-like cat gestures, extra limbs, cartoon styling, futuristic elements, dark cinematic grading, subtitles, logos or watermark.