Seedance 2.0 橘猫皇帝批奏折踢鼠臣 短片提示词

A fast-paced comedic parody Seedance 2 short set in an ancient imperial study. An orange cat dressed as Qin Shi Huang in Han-style golden dragon robes sits behind a large desk. Gray mice in minister outfits line up, each stepping forward with scrolls. The cat barely looks and scribbles messy, meaningless brush strokes, moving faster and faster. Dialogue (overlapping): Mice: “Your Majesty, urgent matter!” “National crisis!” Cat: “Approved. Next. Whatever.” Suddenly, the cat slams the desk and shouts, “ENOUGH!!” He stands up and kicks the mice one by one, sending them flying like rockets. Final shot: he smugly adjusts his robe and strides out, saying, “This empire runs perfectly.” Camera: fast cuts, whip pans, strong motion blur, 0.6–1.2s pacing, ending in slow motion. Tone: absurd, exaggerated, high-energy comedy.